- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

a irish man walks past a bar

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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