whats brown and sticky? Doody

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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