A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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