A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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