- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

I will create more jobs for americans

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

knock knock come in !

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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