- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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