- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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