Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Come on children, don't dawdle.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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