- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

if got a joke if fogot it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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