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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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