How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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