How do you spell eight? 8

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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