- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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