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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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