Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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wsde

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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