- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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