What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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