Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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