- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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