Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Potassium? K.

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