- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A jew enters a mall.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Rebecca Black's career.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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