- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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