- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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