- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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