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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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