What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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I'm rick james bitch

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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whats black? the colour

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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