What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Potassium? K.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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