why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

what kind of dog can tiptoe

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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