- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

bryden is a faggot

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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