Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Bob Saget that is all

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

tim has no humor

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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