So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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A hill billy went fishing

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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