- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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