- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Obama walks into a hospital....

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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