- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A guy walks into a bar

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

A sober Irish individual.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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