roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

united we sit, cause we're fat

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

ever tried african food? they neither

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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