Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

i cant STAND cripple jokes

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

the power to turn magnetism into light

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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