- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

LO AND BEHOLD!

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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