How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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