Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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