what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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