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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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