- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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