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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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