What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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I have a horse.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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