What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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