- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

womens rights

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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