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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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