- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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