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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

my wife out of the kitchen

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Oh s***

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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