Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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A pope meets another one

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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