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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

I have an idea! You leave.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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