- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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