- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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