- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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