- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Small Penis.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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