- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Poop

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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