- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? Huh?

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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