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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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