how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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