What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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If life gives you lemonade.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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