Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A guy walks into a bar

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

people magazine

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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