- Anti Joke

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What is the difference?

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.