Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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thomas!!!!

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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