Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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