- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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