- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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