1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why? Why not?

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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