Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Detroit has a low crime rate

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

How high is the sky? True or False

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Rush Limbaugh

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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